Secrets that aren't so secret

Well remember how in one of my older posts, I said that I auditioned for the Christmas play? I got the part of the Angel, and we already had our performance. For those of you who aren't reading, who know me, and those of you who don't know me, what I am about to say will be a surprise. I REALLY enjoyed it. I might even audition for the next Christmas play. It was so much fun. And all the people I met, were really nice, and I miss hangin' with em.

Catching up

Well, I found this on the Internet. It's one of those pictures that say, "FAIL" in big bold letters. I found one. That's right one that I deemed WORTHY to be on my blog. I call it...


Baby Elephant FAILs again!



To cute right? I feel that it's reaching out, as if to say, "I'm here! Hallelujah! I'm here!"


Anyways, it's the 23 of December. Tomorrow night is Christmas Eve. The day after that is Christmas Day. And on that day. ON THAT DAY! *Stifles a sob* I will stuff myself till my eyeballs pop....
This is me (Bethany) wishing those of you not reading (And those of you who might be reading) a very Merry Christmas.

(I'll post again, on Christmas, telling what I might have gotten)

Spoiled or Spoiled Rotten?

My dog.... Oh my dog. :] She LOVES to make herself at home. Here's one of my examples:

So... Your decision is she spoiled, or spoiled rotten?

A friend has just told me....

I got an e-mail from a friend of mine.


















Its a friend stick person!!!! HOW SWEET IS THAT?!?!?!?!

Birthday spelcialness

My baby sister is nine today!!!:] I am so happy!!! I made this. But. Because I can't print it, I shall spread the word through this picture!!

*I AM BETHANY!!!*thats my signature

How time flies

Christmas. It comes ONCE a year. Just like every other holiday. ONCE A YEAR. It seems like only a few months have passed since last Christmas. And in about 33-32 days.....

I WILL BE THIRTEEN!!!!

Exciting. I know. But, problem is its on a school day. Upsetting. I know.

See? It made this little kid cry!!!! But. I might just feign being dead, so I can have the day off. OH DARN!!! I JUST TOLD EVERYONE!

HEHEHEHEHEHE

Weird?

We were at the Doctor this morning(For reasons I will NOT explain) and as we left the strangest thing happened. There is this little walkway connecting the parking lots. And its made for WALKING!!!! So. This little little old old old man, (Who was VERY shriveled and wrinkly) has his small car in the walkway. And he was driving in it!!! Highly suspicous

My dream pet.

Chameleons. I have wanted one since about 4 months ago. Aren't they adorable???

An un-official Craft Day

This week, we are at my Memaw's will be here until Sunday) And today's agenda, includes, being lazy, making pie, making soap, and eating pie. We didn't really have time to be lazy, so we mixed it into the schedule. The kind of pie we made is/was peanut butter.YUM!!!!!!!! And we made special little soap bars. I made mine just for me. So DON'T ask for any!!!! Just joking. I made PLENTY. And after my Papaw gets home, we get to EAT THE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are here because my fantastical parents, Aunt Bobbie, and Uncle Jim, had to go to Somewhere, Arizona. That's right! Somewhere, Arizona. Look it up.

Life is.....

Not grand. I found out a few days ago that I was asked to audition for our Church's Christmas Musical. In November. Anyway, tonight, I had to audition. And I nearly died. Even as I'm writing this, I still feel like deadness. Anyways. I DID NOT KNOW, THAT THEY WERE HAVING OTHER MIDDLESCHOOLERS/HIGHSCHOOLERS IN THE SAME ROOM. And do you know whats worse?

I had to do it in front of everyone else. :(

I did several things at once.

1. I almost threw up
2. I almost passed out.
3. My ankle went numb
4. My insides exploded
5. Oh yeah, I ALMOST DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be tottaly honest.
I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I DID WHILE SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has traumatized me temporarily.
This is traumatized Me saying, "I almost died."

Friday Nothingness.

TGIF!!!!!!! Thank God its Friday. Seriously. I know no one reads my blog, but I'll continue to post my eyeballs out. This Friday, I have no soccer practice. So. In my bored doing-nothingness, I created these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please take a moment of silence to veiw my very little photo gallery.

NO!!!!!!! I did not draw these. I took the pictures with my camera, and then cropped the living stuff out of it.

What has life come to???

My life *sigh* . Sometimes 'my life' isn't so great. In my life, people injur themselves in the spring last, and people fall down the stairs.

1. The first person I talked about, was me. :( I hurt myself during one of my soccer games. And now... my computer is spasing, so I can't post my cast picture. Yes. Me. Believe me. I DIDN'T WANT A CAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have this lime green cast that stands out very much.

2. The person that felll down the stairs, was my sister. We originally thought she had broken her foot. But turns out, she just beat the poor appendage to death. So now, she has crutches. (For the time being.)

Anyways. Enough 'bout my sad little life. On to the good things.

In this picture, my bestest best friend wrote MY name in pretzelz!!!!!!

And she knew food was one of my favorite things!!!

And the same bestest best friend left me. : I am so mad at her!! Just joking.

Look at my happy puppy!!!!

Recipes

Who not reading this likes McDonald Frappes? I Do!!! My mom found the recipe to make them.

1 can sweetened condensed
1/2 can evaporated milk
8oz. strong coffee
ice
spray cool whip
caramel

put both mils and coffe in blender and mix. Then start adding ice until it reaches the consistency you desire. Drizzle caramel on the inside of a cup andpour in frappe. Top with cool whip and more caremal. Enjoy!

Too real!

Guess what?! YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are combining into
YouTwitFace!!!!!!!

Soccer

Today, on this Saturday, October 23, 2010. My soccer team, the undefeted Styrkerz, will face the undefeted team of the Reggetti twins. We will come out of this on top, and undefeted!!!

(maybe)

Woe is me!!

Did you know that my soccer region doesn't allow you to where casts during the game? This makes me sad. Here's why:

Most of you people will recall that I am a major soccer player. And... last spring, I apparently did something to the tendons in my knuckle. And about two weeks ago, we went to the doc. He said that I pulled my knuckle tendons. Then he gave a spilnt, and some medicine. And the meds did NOT work. So now this afternoon I get to go beg the docter for mercy, and to not give me a cast.

I'm new at this! (So beware!!!)

This is my first review. So don't be hatin'!

Rob Dakin's thriller, Vale of Shadows, is a spellbinding novel with a supernatural twist. From the Ottoman invasion of centuries past to a 1950's murder, and then to the teeming metropolis of present day Istanbul and into isolated regions of Turkey and Albania, readers are treated to a beautifully crafted story illuminated by the backdrop of time and place. Led by American relief worker Jeff Smith, son of a Turk who witnessed the murder-Orhan, Aubrey, and Jonathan embark with him on a frightening race across post-earthquake Turkey as they escape a curse that was cast five centuries earlier against Orhan and Jeff's families. Jeff struggles against the tangible threat caused by his curse, while at the same timedistracted by his growing affection for Aubrey. As the are driven to escape Istanbul, readers are treated to a magnificant countryside of Turkey and Albania and the ancient city of Ephesus. What awaits our four adventurers is tragedy, terror, and isolation...and the slim possibliy of survival.

[About the writer]

Rob Dakin has been a dentist for twenty-five years. The father of five, and grandfather of two, the author has participated in numerous dental missions in Albania, Turkey, Kazahkhstan, Liberia, and Kenya. He and his wife, Karen, reside in Kansas.

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[review part]

What is a book, you ask yourself. This,Vale of Shadows, is a book. Worthy of praise. I just hope this reaches the Bestseller charts. I must admit, I got a tiny bit confused because I had no idea what was gong on (At the begining). But I couldn't stop reading!! The changes, and the way he portraits his characters is an example of true masterpeice. Also, the story-line/main idea, was fantastic! Going into other cultures, and what they believed was completly a learning episode.

This book was the complete defenition of the word 'thriller'!! And if you want to give it a try, you can read the book, or you can read (buy) it on the new kindle for 9.97. Rob also has a website, http://www.robdakin.com/ and you can check out the forums, authors notes ect. But seriously. This book is amazing! The twists and turns of this book, blow my mind away.

Come one and All!!

As you probably DON'T know, I am writing a book. Its called Tempest. So I had my very good friend Miss Ky, concoct the cover. Here is the fruit of her labors!



















Isn't it great????? And I have one other thing to do.
My wonderful dentist has published his very own book! And shortly, will post a review type thing on here. For now, Here is the title: Veil of Shadows-By Robert Dakin. It is very interesting!!!

Take me out to the Ball-game!!

Last night, we, (Some of our friends from church) went to the Wingnuts stadium. And boy, did they CREAMED the other team. 16-2. They all played great. Me and my friend, miss Ky, who has her own magazine, had sooooo much fun!!! WE took pictures of EVERYTHING!!! And then at the end, the Fireworks, were spectacular! The very last ones, threatened to make my eyeballs shrivel up!!!

Speaking of ball-games....

SOCCER IS GOING TO START SOON!!!
YEAHZ!! My mom should get the e-mail, on who's team I'm going to be on. (Hopefully Todd Utech)

Too Good!!

This is too good a combination!!!

Taylor Lautner...

And, the 2010 Camaro...

.

What does this combination equal? It equals....

HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!

Learning Experiances

Today, my mom, decided we would walk to the library. Cause it was beautiful. But after the first 2 blocks, my mom said, looked over to where we were headed. And she says, "This isn't good." We ended up walking, 5.2 miles, in three hours!!!!! We were walking for three whole hours!!!! At the end of our journey, (On the way home) we (the kids) got soo tired, we laid down on the grass by the side walk. It was PURE torture!!!! And now, we are all moaning and groaning, because of how sore we are. We discovered, that if we became homeless, we wouldn't survive the first day.

Psychotic mothers.

Mothers. What are you gonna do with them? My mother has gone completly nuts. She has turned techno; and taken over the computers. So watch out. Or she'll be taking over your computer soon. BEWARE!!! Fee-Fii-Foo-FUM, and raaaawr!

Sunday Morning

This Sunday morning, my cousin, is going to be Dedicated.
(Isn't he cute?!?!?!)















So we are going to our church, and staying for the dedication. I have actually forgotten what its like to go to church on a Sunday. 'Cause my family tends to go on Saturday. Its going to be VERY busythis morning. Theres alot of people at my church!!

catching up on pictures

This is one of my favorite pictures. But it says one thing. I love my daddy.

Everlasting.

I just wrote this. And I wanted to share it

God is creator,

We are creation.

Flowers wither,

Love stands strong.

People die,

Love is forever.

Crime spreads fast,

Love spreads faster.

Fire rages outside,

Love rages within.

Hate eminates from some,

Love from others.

We will stay dead,

But Jesus rose again!

With Father and Son,

Love will last forever.

~Bethany~

I hope you guys like this.

Doggy bath!

Tonight, me and my dad gave our dog Maggie, a bath. (OH JOY) She was much calmer than I thought she'd be. She only got me wet four times! And that was before we started drying her. After she got out she shook all over. That did NOT make me happy. :- And currently she is writhing on the ground trying to dry herself further.

WHY ME?!?!?!

Today, I had to do ANOTHER science experiment. This one was entitled Chemical Reaction.(Oh GOODY!) And I needed a balloon. So I came downstairs and asked if we had any. She said they should be in the storage room. I went in and looked; not finding it, I came out and asked what the box was labeled as. Well my sister answered for her. "It's Oh Good Golly." That didn't really make sense to me, but then again, my family is pretty wacky. So I looked in the storage room, and the garage. But I couldn't find it. So my mom got up and looked in the storage room. She calls. "Beth, Honey! It's in here!" I come rushing down the stairs and looked at the box she was rummaging in. It was labeled, "Staff Decoration" I looked at her with what must have been a confused expression. "Sarah said it was labeled 'Oh Good Golly' " Then it hit me. My mom was wincing because it hurt to laugh. So I run out a give my wonderful sister a HUGE scare. I am very beleiving. Next time I'll be more careful. The moral is...
NEVER look for a box entitled "Oh Good Golly" It's a sceam invented by little sisters everywhere to make you look stupid! BEWARE!

Boo Boo's and friends to top it ALL off.

If you read my mom's blog, Crazy Homedaze, then you would know she is having surgery. Don't ask me what kind because I can't spell it. So she is out now, and is starting recovery. So now, as all people are after surgery, My mother is going to be VERY VERY crabby. That is if she's awake. My Memaw, (Grandma) is going to spend the night at our house! And my dad is taking the day, (TODAY) off. So... What happens to us kids you're wondering. We are at our friends house! Guess who? No you have it wrong. IT'S THE CASES!!!!!! YAY!!! The Cases are the best!!!! (Specifically KyAnn!) So in a couple hours we will be heading home, and staying out of our mothers (MAINLY dad's) way. I'll probably post some pictures tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or when ever I get around to it.

It's me again!

This is me!

DON"T WORRY! I AM NOT A BALL!! I just wanted to show you my favorite round object!

HI!

WHAT'S UP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!! I'm Beth! This is my blog. Holy Pickles! I like the sound of that! 'My' blog. I previously shared a blog with my younger sisters. (UGH!) Jk. It was fun. Anyways... Welcome!